Mark Twain Quote

"Sufficient unto the day is one baby. As long as you are in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot; and there ain't any real difference between triplets and an insurrection." Mark Twain, 1879

October 11, 2010

A Work-At-Home Mom's Rant

You're not gonna get down from there?  Fine, don't listen to me. 
But I'm working on a deadline and those emergency rooms do not have WiFi.
Besides, I am not gonna have some diseased person sneezing on my keyboard. 
If you fall and split your head open, you're screwed. 
Do with that information what you will.
And don't you DARE bleed on the carpet. 
I do not have time to scrub that blasted thing.
AGAIN.

1 comment:

  1. Heh. I bet I can guess what you scrubbed out of the carpet before. And you know sometimes they do need to learn the hard way. Truly. Life is hard. Learn it early.

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